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Rude Jokes and One Line Rude Jokes
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Some Short Rude Jokes
“A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.
The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?" ”
“ A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, “Not tonight dear I have a headache.”
The man replied, “Is that your final answer”? She said, “Yes.”
…He said. “Ok, then, I’d like to phone a friend.”
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