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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer

interested?

PUPILS: A teacher.

A guy coming out of the gym tells his friend: I just lost 10 pounds!
His friend says:Turn around; I think I found them!

Men's brains are like prison system: not enough cells per man.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

A descendant of Eric The Red, named Rudolf the Red, was arguing with his wife about the weather. His wife thought it was going to be a nice day, and he thought it was going to rain. Finally she asked him, how he was so sure. He smiled at her, and calmly said, "Because Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."

Q. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas rather than through the door?

A. Because it soot’s him!

Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders. Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.

Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take
this train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and
the game went into extra time.

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Q: So why do think bear hunters are such amazing lovers in bed?
A: Because they go deep into the bush, shoot twice and eat everything they shoot!

Doctor doctor! I have a really bad problem, I can't ever remember what i just said.
hmmm… So when did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

Husband says; 'You know when I'm gone you'll never find another man link me.'
His wife replies; 'What makes you think I'd want another man like you!'

Heres a well known fact I learnt a long time ago now…
Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up.

A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, “Not tonight dear I have a headache.”

The man replied, “Is that your final answer”? She said, “Yes.”

…He said. “Ok, then, I’d like to phone a friend.”

Rude Short Jokes

Q: So why do think bear hunters are such amazing lovers in bed?
A: Because they go deep into the bush, shoot twice and eat everything they shoot!

Doctor doctor! I have a really bad problem, I can't ever remember what i just said.
hmmm… So when did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."

Rude One Line Jokes

Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.

Q: What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A: A clit round the ear and a flap across the face

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