Funny Rude Jokes
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo
1 was caught watching tv
2nd playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message.
One Line Rude Text Jokes
R u free tonight r ll it cost me? I am new in town, can u give me directions to
The Perfect Man
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this… ‘Looking for man with these qualifications; won’t beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.’
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.
The Rude Salesman
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip. She was quite agitated, and proceeded to tell her husband about a certain shoe salesman who had been rude.
It seems she was sitting down while he helped her try on various shoes, and happened to glance up and notice that she was not wearing any knickers. Without even thinking, he just blurted out, “If that thing was full of ice cream, I’d eat every bite.”
