One Line Jokes Rude
I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?
Love thy neighbor all through the day… but first make sure her husband’s away!
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender asks him “did you know there is a drink named after you?” the grasshopper says “Why would you name a drink Jeff?”
Short Dirty Rude Jokes
What do u call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant!
A girl asked me to come over the other day. She said nobody was home. I went over and sure enough, nobody was home!
