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I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?

Love thy neighbor all through the day… but first make sure her husband’s away!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender asks him “did you know there is a drink named after you?” the grasshopper says “Why would you name a drink Jeff?”

Short Dirty Rude Jokes

What do u call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant!

A girl asked me to come over the other day. She said nobody was home. I went over and sure enough, nobody was home!

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