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Q: So why do think bear hunters are such amazing lovers in bed?
A: Because they go deep into the bush, shoot twice and eat everything they shoot!
Doctor doctor! I have a really bad problem, I can't ever remember what i just said.
hmmm… So when did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
Husband says; 'You know when I'm gone you'll never find another man link me.'
His wife replies; 'What makes you think I'd want another man like you!'
Heres a well known fact I learnt a long time ago now…
Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up.
A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, “Not tonight dear I have a headache.”
The man replied, “Is that your final answer”? She said, “Yes.”
…He said. “Ok, then, I’d like to phone a friend.”
Q: So why do think bear hunters are such amazing lovers in bed?
A: Because they go deep into the bush, shoot twice and eat everything they shoot!
Doctor doctor! I have a really bad problem, I can't ever remember what i just said.
hmmm… So when did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.
Q: What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A: A clit round the ear and a flap across the face
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