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Rude text jokes and rude humor are taken far too seriously! I mean dirty and adult jokes are just funny! Laughter, pranks, cartoons and funny rude jokes.
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
PUPILS: A teacher.
A guy coming out of the gym tells his friend: I just lost 10 pounds!
His friend says:Turn around; I think I found them!
Men's brains are like prison system: not enough cells per man.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?
Mash-scara!
A descendant of Eric The Red, named Rudolf the Red, was arguing with his wife about the weather. His wife thought it was going to be a nice day, and he thought it was going to rain. Finally she asked him, how he was so sure. He smiled at her, and calmly said, "Because Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."
Q. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas rather than through the door?
A. Because it soot’s him!
Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders. Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take
this train to
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and
the game went into extra time.
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