Short Rude Jokes Rude One Line Jokes Rude Short Jokes Rude Text Jokes
I've got some rude one line jokes and rude short jokes for you today…
"I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine... I always get better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar."
And now you are going to read some short rude jokes. These are really funny rude text jokes, so tell these rude jokes to your friends…
Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a bra.
Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it!
Wife: You wear shorts!
And I couple more funny short rude jokes…
A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...
Hilarious rude short jokes!
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"
And here some other good one line rude text jokes and short text jokes rude …
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke.
It is well known...
Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up.
I love short rude jokes! And I like Rude Text Jokes.
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