Welcome to my Rude Text Jokes. Here is a list of some short and one line rude jokes.
Read all funny and dirty rude text jokes.
Rude One line Jokes and One line Rude Text Jokes.
Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
When climbing the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your skirt!
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
What's slimy cold long and smells like pork
Kermit the frogs finger
Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
Dirty Rude Jokes and some Funny Rude Text
A guy is sitting in a bar with his friends bitching about going home to his wife.
His friends ask him why he doesn't want to go home to such a fine looking woman and he replies...
"Well, the problem is that she has Gonnorrhea"
So what say the friends, flip her over.
"Well, she also has diarrhea" the guy says.
"Yuck, but what about her mouth." The friends chime in.
"Halitosis" the man says.
"Damn, Why would you stay with her?" The friends say.
"Well," the guy replies "She also has worms, and you guys know how I like to fish."
Short Rude Jokes and One line Rude Text
FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.
A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone
A man was sleeping on his deathbed. The man woke up to see his wife silently praying beside him.
He said, " Martha, I have something to confess to you."
She said, "No dear, save your energy."
He said, "I must tell you so I may pass on to heaven, I cheated on you."
She said, " I know, I poisoned you."
The above are some of the short and one line rude jokes. For more about dirty and funny rude jokes, feel free to visit my Rude Text Jokes.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
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