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Rude Jokes and Short Rude Jokes

• A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings. "Mom, " said the little boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work, " she replied. The cabbie ......

• Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 yearswith only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into ......

• A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, ......

Funny Rude Jokes and Rude Text Jokes

• Three men of different nationalities walk into a bar. Each order a glass of Scotch. Each glass has a fly in it. The Englishmen pushes the glass aside with his nose in the air and demands a new drink. The Scottish man picks the fly out and drinks. The Irishman grabs the fly and yells “Spit it out you little bugger!”

• An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He narrowed it down to one of two people — Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.

He finally decided that whichever one used the water cooler first the following
morning would have to go.

Rude Dirty Jokes and Dirty Rude Jokes

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

“The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!”

An old granny overheard and spoke up, “Honey, if that’s all you want, get a TV!”

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